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I have a elevator ding sound in my cellphone and I play it when there is a lot of people waiting for an elevator
I replace every bible I find on hotel room drawers with a copy of "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin.
I had a foursome with my girlfriend and two other girls
I had a threesome for my first sexual experience
I have a superhero costume ready, just in case some major crisis happens, but nothing ever does
I like sex
I dated the older sister, then the younger, then the mom
I secretly wish I lived in a police state because it would be fun to form underground resistances
I make $74,400 a year at age 25
I wish dinosaurs were still around just so I could ride one
I wish for the day when the zombie apocalypse comes so I can shoot my coworkers in the face with a shotgun and not go ...
I invented a code word that I use with my friends. If my friend is hitting on a girl I know has a boyfriend, I subtly ...
I came up with my own personal soundtrack and hum it in public
I can suck my own penis
I am obsessed with Led Zeppelin and haven't been able to listen to anytihng else for seven months!
I want to see Oompa-Loompas and Munchkins face off in a singing competition just before they throw cream pies and figh...
I click on any McCain sponsored link on Google to force his campaign to slowly bleed money
I masturbate
I sit around in bars wearing a pope hat
I want my everyday life to break out into a musical
I like looking at boobies
I smoke weed everyday even though I have a professional day job. Nobody knows
I am Batman
I really want to see breakdancing stormtroopers
I get visions of a persons house before Ive seen it, and freak the person out by describing what their house looks lik...
I know scientists are just looking for amoeba or whatever under the seas of Titan, but I'm really hoping for spacedolp...
I want to see a midget build a mini igloo before I die?
I like to stand in the middle of the street to hold my hand out and yell ''halt'' when a car approaches
I have a life aspiration to get a piggy-back ride from a midget
I know kung fu


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